Friggin Friday

So I 'd like to say today just blows! It started off we me dropping a knife on my foot ..yay. Not too much damage thank he Lord. Then I come home to my A.C. broke and not cooling all while the 12 cases of wine we have are sitting in the bedroom at 80 degrees in a Texas summer. FML Then while my boyfriend is out of town and I'm stuck to deal with the mess of this a.c. business the cat Frank aka asshole decides to puke up the tuna I gave him all over the carpet in the hallway.Although I did not discover this at first as I look closer as he swats at it and that's when I realize it's puke on the floor and he's playing with it like some kind of Slingblade character. Then here's the kicker...going through menopause and then suddenly  my body says..fuck you today and I cramp violently until I want to roll over and die but still nothing happens. So in short I;m going to get drunk, FUCK THIS DAY (drops mike walks away)