I could die at home and my cats would eat me....

You know what's awesome about being alone? You can run around in your house naked! Yes I said it and you can cook, clean and even type a blog naked. It's liberating and I love it although there is a downside to it and that is.....choking. I mean what are you going to do if you choke to death? Who's going to help you? As I was standing in my kitchen and eating a piece of ham like a starving fighter dog I almost choked. It was scary and my last thoughts as I looked around the kitchen was FUCK THESE ANIMALS ARE GONNA EAT MY DEAD BODY. I have 2 cats 2 dogs and 1 kitten. Now that kitten isn't going to get much but I'll tell you that my dog Buster can probably consume a leg at the very least. He's a fat ass, so with that being said I am going to provide a link to the self Heimlich maneuver so that you too are not faced with this dilemma of your cats eating your naked carcass one day. Your Welcome, also I wouldn't recommend eating noodles naked cause of the splash back effect or cooking with oils for that matter either cause that's a terrible burn.Unless you're into that sort of thing? To each is own eh?